buddhawassexy:

"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two

glowcloud:

people run “aesthetic blogs” where they just reblog pics of like neon lights and pools of water and weird textures and stuff and i don’t really get it but i like to look at those blogs, it’s nice to know that you guys are out there, always silent, never getting into fights, just reblogging pics of wrinkled plastic bags… keep doing ur thing

Playing any fighting game online for the first time

xenodile:

WHAT I LEARNED IN TRAINING MODE IS

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unpopuler:

food will never break my heart

outrights:

if you like water you already like 60% of me

snorlaxatives:

waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep

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